I recently came back from a holiday with Natalie Portman, above is an image of us just cruising down the freeway, the wind blowing through our hair. Here’s the conversation we were having when this pic was taken:
Natalie: Anne, you’re hot.
Anne: Thanks Natalie.
Natalie: Why don’t we become BFF’s and you move to Hollywood with me?
Anne:I can’t do that Nats.
long pause
Natalie: Can I touch your hair.
Anne: Not now.
So anyway, we had a blast together and I also gave her some acting tips for Black Swan. I insisted she transform herself for the role, none of that American Sweetheart stuff – so below is a private image I took of her, in the midst of our acting lesson. It was inspiring.
I just thought I’d share that with you. Nats, if you’re reading this, please call me, I’d like my CD’s back…left them in your car.
There is this weird phenomenon of watching cute animals on youtube. It’s a sign of our times really, people have become too accessible to each other – just a click away from that scary murderer living in Utah – so we have turned to the animal kingdom, at least that’s my theory. These little pets becoming overnight successes because they are filmed yawning or are dressed in tiny human clothing (suits and tutus are my personal favourate). I say STOP THE MADNESS. Now every pet owner out there thinks their pet is the cutests (fyi it’s not…mine is – I have two Saugage dogs – Lulu and Gigi) and they just can’t resist putting lamo vids on the internet for the world to see.
Please watch exhibit A:
For those of you that watched till the end – I’m sorry.
Now I would like to present Exhibit B. A song by, Bruno Mars – the same guys that brought you these ridiculous lyrics:
I’d catch a grenade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I’d jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah , yeah)
You know I’d do anything for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Oh, oh
Here’s their song about doing nothing and it has some choreography and check shirts. Also it features PEOPLE dressed as animals – Manimals. Now we’re talking.
