Above Brad, me and Angie trying to escape the Paps while exiting a known pizzeria in Newlands. Moments after this was taken Angie threw her arms around me to protect me from a rogue flash.
I’ve always been singled out for befriending Angelina Jolie just as Brad broke up with Jennifer Aniston. Many felt that I was shamelessly supporting a homewrecker or raider if you will. The thing is (and I know because I’ve spoken to both Brad and Angie about it) is that Brad never loved Jen. I mean, what did she ever do? She was in that one little show, ag, I forget the name now, what was it? Um, um man….Seinfeld?! Think so.
Above, a recent pic of Jennifer Aniston that I downloaded directly from the internet, no changes were made to this pic, this is actually what she looks like now. Really.
Since the break up, I’ve dedicated most of my life to supporting Angie, I speak about this in more detail during some of my stand-up stuff.
Below is our recent holiday we had together in Port St Johns. I’ll never forget right when this picture was taken Angie whispered under her breath: “what’s this ones name again” I laughed so much, just look at me enjoying myself. I don’t know what that little penguin next to me is doing, but I remember telling Angie: “You can’t adopt it” Oh we laughed.
Unfortunately if things change they usually don’t stay the same and that’s exactly what happened. Things got out of hand. Rumours of me and Brad having an affair were all over the newspapers, of course it wasn’t true but Angie couldn’t take the pressure. I refused to leave her side though, always right behind her…in the shadows. Untill one day it all went horribly wrong.
I miss you Angie and hope that one day we can be together again, when they become a little more realistic about the laws of stalking!!
PS. I’m keeping the strand of hair I cut off that night while you were sleeping. You probably don’t know what night I speak of, let me assure it, it was one of many, I always kept you safe, you just didn’t know…Goodbye